Want to read about wild parties?  No need to follow Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, or Justin Bieber.  Unluckily the tabloids now consider NYC private school parties pressworthy, and give them the full gossip treatment.

From the New York Post:

Posh high schools battle boozy sex ragers

Elite private school parents turn blind eye to parties. 

From the article:

Despite strong warnings from the administration to stop allowing their kids to attend the wild booze and sex bashes, ritzy moms and dads fear that if their kids aren’t partying with their peers, their social status will be jeopardized.

It is depressing that some journalists consider Manhattan private schools students’ doings interesting enough to warrant gossip coverage.  Sad for teens whose names end up in the paper despite never seeking celebrity status.

Lucky Hoboken High School students can be teenagers in peace.